Attention comrades of the apocalypse! this is Commander Freemonvich speaking… I have important message.

Firstly, remember old Roshen saying: ‘Don’t count chickens before they hatch from the golden egg.’ Be careful of being too sweet to stranger. In this world, not all that glitters is potato. Some wear sheep clothing, but inside, they are hungry wolf.

Now, for the big news! There is airdrop at Radio Zenit. But comrades, be very careful, no…be very very careful. There is “shit load” of zombies at drop location. And not just any zombie! radar scan show radio active mummy zombie fuckers. Yes, you hear right! Mummies that glow in the dark and you can barely kill. Very spooky, very dangerous, very fucked up if you ask me.

If you decide to go for airdrop, make sure you pack your bags like… a squirrel prepare for winter. Bring lots of shit, especially things that go ‘boom’. Big booms, small booms, all kinds of booms. Bring zee boom mother fockers. zis airdrop promises to have many treasures for brave souls. Bacon, A K M, ammo, other sings that go boom.

But remember, comrades, don’t bite off more than you can chew with your mouth closed. Stay safe, stay strong, and may the winds of fortune blow in your socks.

End broadcast.